Bear-Cruising Tips

If you're afraid to talking to a bear that you spotted in a bar or any crowded place, all you have to do is look at him and make a sign in your own face showing him that he has something in his face, like a little stain or something, and he'll start touching his face looking for it, and he'll be unable to find it, so you'll have to walk next to him and help him to find it (it also works to touching his face) and once you're with him, you'll tell him that it was your mistake, and you thought you saw tha stain and start the conversation :) while this all happens, you have to study the way he reacts and looks at you, that'll let you know if he's interested in you or not... good luck!
13:56 on 17 Jun 2006

i'm a cub. if i wear a plain white t-shirt one size too small, i always attrack the greatest bears. seal the deal w/a GRRRR :-)
5:52 on 2 Sep 2005

My friend has a t-shirt that says, "Cover me in honey and throw me to the bears!" Works for him all the time!
19:27 on 13 Jul 2002

Rub his belly with yours. Scritch his beard until he purrs. Tell him he has beautiful eyes. Then, all that romantic crap out of the way, grab the lapels of his leather jacket in both hands, pull him close, and kiss him until he's struggling to breathe (lots of tongue action, of course!)
2:15 on 7 Jul 2002

"sorry for staring: 1)... i was dazzled by your beautiful beard!! or 2)...but you look beautiful!. (the key to this line is sincerity. i only say it if i mean it.) woof!
17:14 on 29 Mar 2002

I work around the public and I have seen
alot of bearish looking guys with women and kids.
So I suggest just look for the bear flag or
some other symbol on the guy.
10:36 on 26 Jun 2000

In my case, I (inadverdantly) had a friend tell a Bear that I had a HUGE cock. I'm a modest person, and would have never said so my self. Being curious creatures, the Bear investigated, and found things to his liking. Next thing you know, I was in bed with not one but TWO big hairy Bears. This technique may not work for everyone, but I definitely got more Bear that night than I was actually hunting for ;)
3:58 on 28 Dec 1998

Be yerself seems to work fur me goodness knows why but it does....or ye can rub yer lips lightly and say come here often heheeh
23:57 on 11 Dec 1998

well, this one trapped me: i was on the metro on a monday, and flirted wiht this very nice looking blond bear, and i made sure i had eye contact with him till it was no longer possible (i was on the metro, and he got off after just oen stop, and as the doors closed, he waved goodbye cause i was still watching him as he was leaving the platform). he put a "glance" in the blade the following weekend, here is what it said: "rosslyn-gwu metro, mon, 6/15. goldilocks espied ursa minor keychain dangling from you shoulder bag. not scared of bears but fled for pressing appointment, grinning and waving goodbye." (what hooked me was the last line) "interested in sharing my porridge?" *snicker*
13:57 on 24 Jun 1998

I have found a T-shirt stating: "NAKED HAIRY HOMO SMUT" does wonders for drawing an eye or two.
2:45 on 3 Jun 1998

Smile slightly, just curving your lips into a seemingly innocent smile, keep your eyes on his, try to keep conversation interesting or just plain fun. Crusing and trapping are not all that hard compared to the keeping and training your paramour, that is where you must have a very *firm* hand... Once you have led once you have led him to his/your lair and have him at the right boiling point lead him to the bed (or have him take you to his bed if it is his lair) slowly undress your bear and then, when he is just about ready to throw you onto the bed, this is the precise moment to unleash your SuperSlut Powers(tm). Once he is exhausted, this is the time to train him to be a proper furpillow. Be sure to encourage him with low, warm sounding, sighs, and a kiss or two in some of those soft spots you may have noticed whilst breaking him in. Happy hunting!
10:35 on 29 Dec 1997

I just say "if i told you i like your furry belly, would you hold it against me?"
9:17 on 3 Dec 1997

Spot your targeted bear across a crowded room.
When you get his attention, gesture to him with
your index finger in a "come here" motion.
When he walks over to you, tell him "If I can
make you come with just this finger, just think
what I can do with the rest of my body!"
12:55 on 1 Oct 1997

I grab 'em by the crotch and say "I'm the local fire department hose inspector. You got a licence for that monster?
12:43 on 13 Jul 1997

Baltimore, MD United States..... Sometimes the most direct and upfront approach works the best....after making eye contact with the bear, walk right up to him and extend your hand to shake hands and as you are shaking his hand say the following...."Hi I'm It has been my experience that this approach works well with bears as well other varieties of men!
8:30 on 11 Jun 1997

Go for the definition method: "Excuse me, but did you know that you're a BEAR?" Then explain...
15:20 on 15 May 1997

Cruising LA AIRPORT Sandpiper and Vista del Mar Playa del Rey, CA
8:21 on 19 Apr 1997

I just lock eyes, lick my eyebrows, then lick his.
20:41 on 29 Mar 1997

Are you my DADDY? If not would you like to be? Can I have your butt for breakfast in the morning?
2:59 on 29 Mar 1997

What are you wearing????
5:15 on 31 Jan 1997

"How could you cover that body with clothes, here let me help you out of those clothes.."
16:53 on 22 Jan 1997

Looking for a bear, don't hang out at barbershops, tanning booths, diet centers, or the colonge aisle of a dept. store!
13:32 on 12 Jan 1997

As a retired Met, a word of warning to coastal cruisers -- and off-shore too. Observations under Nat'l Wx Svcs have been cut back drastically, meaning some areas do not have pro observers. Given that, forecast quality is/can be of questionable accuracy. Example: Nearest NWS station to Nantucket is Taunton, @ 50 mi away. Wx in these cruising waters is most changeable and forecasts from Taunton can be of questionable value. It's up to you as skippers to exercise the prudence of old timers to keep out of trouble.
19:46 on 4 Jan 1997

Simple: Smile and "Woof!" Hey, it still works!
16:26 on 26 Dec 1996

I always prefer the line: "Why don't you pull up my face and have a seat!
12:29 on 12 Dec 1996

Come over here and sit down, because I really want to rub that...
15:35 on 10 Dec 1996

Undo a few buttons on that shirt, bear! *grin*
20:05 on 11 Nov 1996